I5 closed at MLKJr Way.  If you’re driving home tonight, my advice is to fill your car’s tank and drain your own, if you know what I’m saying. No, wait: my advice is to just sleep under your desk. 

I5 closed at MLKJr Way.  If you’re driving home tonight, my advice is to fill your car’s tank and drain your own, if you know what I’m saying.

No, wait: my advice is to just sleep under your desk.