“A drive from Woodland Park to South Park took 90 minutes.”

When it snows, everyone flees their offices at once and the traffic jam is EPIC.

I got stuck on I5 in a snowstorm in 2005.  It took me FOUR HOURS to drive the 60 miles from Seattle to Mount Vernon.  And that’s just drive time - not counting the hour I spent wandering around the Target in Everett because I couldn’t. Take. Another. Minute. In. The car. 

I ate Target popcorn for dinner that night. Why?  BECAUSE OF THE SNOW.